#THEZOMBIESGUIDE: CHAPTER 6.4 – FINALE

Willionaire$, it’s been a thrilling run and a great blast sharing some important tips these last few weeks for a zombie to survive a human world.  We hope you learned some practical and handy tips you can apply to your own lives and that you’ve embraced your own inner-zombie!

See our final installment of The Zombie’s Guide, Chapter 6.4 right here:

Thank you once again to everyone who shared their own Survival tips with us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

In case you missed it, here is a summary of all Chapters 4-6 of The Zombie’s Guide below:

An Overview

 

Chapter 4.1

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 4.1 Beware of a propensity for zombie hands in public. Take one hand and force other hand in downward motion discretely when the urge strikes. Pick-up and carry on with what you were doing as if you simply were stretching your limbs. @shomicanada #shomi #iZombie

A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 16, 2015 at 9:44am PDT

 

Chapter 4.2

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 4.2: Mentally accept that affection towards loved ones from your pre-zombie life could result in them becoming zombies too. They might even thank you for it. ❤️ @shomiCanada #iZombie #shomi A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 17, 2015 at 5:15am PDT

 

Chapter 4.3

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 4.3: #Selfietaking is a trademark behaviour of the human race. Enter public bathroom and angle camera lens towards face, then snap photograph. Common facial gestures include #Duckface (seen left) where humans try to mimic ducks. You also can steal hearts (although not literally) with a killer’s smile… err… a #killersmile (seen right). If you do something and don’t share it online, then you might as well not have done it at all. This is why Selfies are presence-defining. To accentuate #zombie features in said Selfie, use contrast feature at 100% and select #Lux feature on the Instagram, utilizing it at 100% also. To erase zombie features, select #Crema filter and adjust contrast to 0%. Note excessive use of #Hashtags. Humans love these. @shomiCanada #shomi #iZombie #Selfie

A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 18, 2015 at 6:07am PDT

 

Chapter 5.1

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 5.1: Finding the perfect zombie job is key. There are only a few jobs that could cover your zombie status. Good jobs: Coroner, stunt double, magician. Bad jobs: Brain surgeon, organ donor, tanning salon worker. I like option 3. Which would you choose? #Shomi @shomicanada A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 23, 2015 at 1:02pm PDT

 

Chapter 5.2

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 5.2: Zombie nutrition is key to survival. A human fav, #MacNCheese… with a giant portion of brain. You might even experience “visions” after… Zombies have few functioning taste buds, so a heaping amount of #hotsauce is a necessity. What would you eat as a side with #brains? @shomicanada #shomi

A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 23, 2015 at 2:25pm PDT

 

Chapter 5.3

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 5.3: Humans love staring at screens for hours, aka #movies… To blend in like the other humans, bring #popcorn so that you can focus on the task at hand and enjoy the show. How would you sneak some brain into the movies? @shomicanada #shomi A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 24, 2015 at 1:20pm PDT

 

Chapter 5.4

#TheZombiesGuide to Survival, Chapter 5.4: Humans attach themselves to social causes. #PrideTO is here, as is equality. Have some type of rainbow paraphernalia for the occasion! How will you celebrate your Pride? @shomicanada #shomi #Pride #zombie #lovewins

A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 26, 2015 at 9:50am PDT

 

Chapter 5.5

#TheZombiesGuide, Chapter 5.5: Humans recharge and caffeinate at upwards of $5 a pop. Always ask for the #SecretMenu. What’s on your Secret Menu? #shomi @shomicanada #zombie A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jun 27, 2015 at 8:36am PDT

 

Chapter 6.1

#TheZombiesGuide‬, Chapter 6.1: Rejuvenating dead skin cells. Enjoy the sun and poolsides in limited doses. Many humans use fake tans and so do I. How do you rejuvenate your dead appearance? @shomicanada ‪#shomi‬

A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jul 7, 2015 at 1:16pm PDT

 

Chapter 6.2

‪#‎TheZombiesGuide‬, Chapter 6.2: Masking that zombie odour. Humans chew a lot of gum. While purchasing a stockpile at the convenience store, I ran into a member of #NSync who had no idea I was a zombie at all! Do you think he could tell?! ‪#‎shomi‬ A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jul 8, 2015 at 8:53am PDT

 

Chapter 6.3

‪#TheZombiesGuide, Chapter 6.3: Surviving the stress of being undead can be hard, try watching #Baseball as a relaxing form of leisure. Even if you haven’t a clue like me, overcompensate by writing bold statements on your face and wearing official team swag. How do you de-compress in stressful times? @shomicanada ‪#‎shomi‬ #BlueJays #Jays #Toronto #TheJays #TorontoBlueJays

A photo posted by Will Wong (@mrwillwong) on Jul 9, 2015 at 8:24am PDT

Which Chapters were your favourites?  Don’t forget to throw a “like”!

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(Photo/video credit: Mr. Will Wong)